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热度 2已有 638 次阅读2014-8-28 19:20 | 公司, 亂來

(其實忘了剛開始工作的前幾天,但是以後盡量更新小趣事。)
和FB同步更新~~~


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上班穿什么你说?
动漫T-Shirt, 连帽外套,牛仔裤+MP3.
你是去会场还是上班??

我穿KLK T-shirt我自豪wwww

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Colleague: Hey, You havent upload a picture of yourself on to our internal system yet!
Me: ERGGG.....Let me go back and find a normal-me taking photos first (i dont have the phone to take selfies lol)
Colleague: What do you mean by Normal photos????
Me: Well I might put my cosplay photos.......nah just kidding....
Colleague: Now I have high expectation of your photos now!!
Me: WAIT NO IM JUST KIDDING, I WILL SEARCH MY NORMAL PHOTO....

Boss from behind : NOPE YOU GONA PUT UP YOUR COSPLAY PHOTO.
Me: NUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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同事:妳还没有放照片在我们内部的网络里面诶。。。
我:呃。。。。我回去找找我有没有正常的照片。。。
同事:什么正常照片啊??
我:我可能放cosplay的照片啊。。。。(没自拍的能力)
同事:现在我很期待妳的照片了!!!WWW
我:不可能!!!我只是开玩笑而已!!!!!!!

在后面的老板突然插一句:就放cosplay照片吧。
我:神马!?!!?!?!?

(扶额)

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Le me drawing, company issue new tags for all employees.

>miss HR is issuing tags, then she ask
"do you want a strap-on?"

miss HR you u sure that strap is call strap-on???? WWWW

(其实我听到的时候已经严重憋笑憋死了)
然后其他男同事立马说出那个梗的时候我已经严重内伤了www

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工作上的小確幸就是上頭交了給妳一個幹乾淨淨的線稿,
然後你都不捨得下手。(不對)

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Le me drawing seeing ref provided. Senior artist suddenly come over.

Senior : Hey, did you check the updated ref i posted on the server? 
Me: Hold on I check now. 

(Opens the updated folder and I saw a bunch a SEXY GIRLS. real photos and artworks....)

I look awkwardly to the senior...senior look back...

Senior : Is for STUDY PURPOSE!! 
Me: ...erg....OK.......but I'm drawing...
Senior : IS FOR DRAWING PURPOSE!!
Me: BUT IM DRAWING AN UNCLE!!!! 
Senior: (laughs)

SO WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SEE PRETTY GALS REF WHILE IM DRAWING THE UNCLE!? 
Though Im happy to receive lah wwwwwwww 

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正在畫著圖,前輩突然走過來。

前輩:妳有沒有看到我更新的參考圖?
我:啊?還沒,我現在開。

一開。。。幾乎都是性感女生。。無論是真人照片還是畫作。。。
我一臉錯愕的看著前輩。。。

前輩: 是拿來學習用的!!!
我:呃。。。可是我正在畫著的是。。。
前輩:是畫畫用的!!!
我:可是我正在畫著大叔啊!!!!妳給我看美女參考圖幹嘛?!!
前輩:(奸笑)

現在想起他的表情我還是覺得很好笑ww
前輩你是故意用美女圖來安慰我的麼wwwwww

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(其实重点在后面不解释)

不定期小启发之用努力换来的报酬。

回想N年前从来没有想过真的会以画画来赚钱。
N年前喜欢画归喜欢画,很多通常都是随手画画,
随性起稿,随性弃坑(虽然现在也如此XDD)

然后就貌似有点好胜的进了学院修画画。。。。

现在,我竟然因为画画而得到了一份工作。
这是什么感觉?我终于证明了给那些看不起我的人?
也许是,可是更多的是,我终于能养活自己了啊。

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不定期小启发2之画画像高潮

老板都说almost there, 不过几时才到ALMOST THERE AH!?


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The moment when someone recognize your effort.

-pitch myself to tell myself this is not a dream.-


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中英文刷屏之老板不要吓我QAQ

>Office doesnt have punch card system, so whenever an employee on and off work, must report to a director/senior staff.
>They take turns everyday, the order change every month.
>Le me off work today and reported to a director R.

Director R : .....list, is not me today. (I cant hear him properly and i missed out a few words.
Me: What ???WHAT LIST!? (I am almost at a freak out moment for the moment because at that point WHY SUDDENLY GOT LIST, BLACKLIST KA?!?!
Director R: the xxxx list (Again I still didnt hear him properly,continues freak out)

At last producer come and save my day QAQ then they realise they still havent updated the list for this month. Please Update THE DAMN LIST LAAAA EVERY MONTH LAHHH DONT MAKE ME BLUR BLUR GO REPORT WRONG SEMPAI.

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老板们不要吓我勒,害我blur blur报到给错的人QAQ。

今天去火车站时,除了平时超级讨厌的刮刮乐以外,还有两个乞丐。
看起来像是伤残人士,但是除了看起来,其他还是挺假的。

不是没有同情心,只是不想便宜幕后操作的集团。


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